About Men

*The nice men are ugly.

* The handsome men are not nice.

* The handsome and nice men are gay.

* The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

* The handsome men without money are after our money.

* The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

* The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

* The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

* The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?